my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
Friendship at it’s finest
You know what’s fun? Giving death glares to creeps who won’t stop staring. I make eye contact and don’t break it until they back down. You will know that I know you’re looking.
Jaiden you are one of the most badass people I have ever met
The danger of returning to childhood games.
That was the power of imagination.
Hahaa woah what seriously?? Anon are you someone from my gaia days oh man the inflation on there has gotten ridic as efffff, I knew that celestial emissary & bellissimo pianoforte was a good idea B)
Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.
We found this little guy digging a hole behind a Walmart
Two Door Cinema Club - Undercover Martyn